Mile 22 — 3 Gavels 23% Rotten Tomatoes
In shrewd counter-programming to the critically-acclaimed Crazy Rich Asians, I bring you the critically-slammed Mile 22. Here is a case where captioning would…
Month: August 2018
Crazy Rich Asians — 4 Gavels 93% Rotten Tomatoes
Uncertain if I was watching an episode of the Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, or an Asian travelogue, let me say that…
Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Society — 3.5 Gavels 79% Rotten Tomatoes
For Downton Abbey fans who can’t wait for the upcoming movie, perhaps this tongue-twister flick will give you a slight reprieve. Would you…
Tuesday Morning Tea — 8/14/18
Hunter Killer After seeing the Hunter Killer trailer, I am so jacked to see another submarine movie. The movie will be released October…
BlacKkKlansman — NR Gavels Rotten Tomatoes
Excruciatingly painful to watch, I could never recommend anyone pay to see this movie. But, you say, TMJ likes true stories. Ordinarily that…
Friday Morning Coffee – 8/10/18
Weird On September 21, a full season of Maniac will hit Netflix. When you see stars like Emma Stone and Jonah Hill, it…
The Meg — 3.5 Gavels 50% Rotten Tomatoes
I am certain that Jaws scarred me for life. In June 1975, we were still newlyweds. So, it’s date night at the cinema. …
Dog Days — 3.5 Gavels 52% Rotten Tomatoes
After Show Dogs, A Dog’s Purpose and Sgt Stubby, can there be such a thing as too many dog movies? Dog Days is…
Like Father — 3 Gavels 46% Rotten Tomatoes
Like Father is more of a 98 minute commercial for Royal Caribbean than a comedy. If you have never been on a cruise…
Eighth Grade — 3 Gavels 98% Rotten Tomatoes
Shouldn’t a movie entitled Eighth Grade be able to be seen by eighth graders, especially when the critics proclaim how realistic it is? …