A Dog’s Purpose –3.5 Gavels 33% Rotten Tomatoes
A Dog’s Purpose should come with two required government warnings. Caution: Do not see this movie with young children — unless you want…
Month: January 2017
The Olivers vs the Oscars (Part Tres?)
It was the movies, then the actors, now the actresses. The Oliver goes to: Best Actress 1. Emma Stone — This was a…
The Olivers vs. The Oscars (Part Deux)
Previously TMJ discussed Best Picture. Now the actors. The Oliver goes to: Best Actor: 1. Denzel Washington — While I hated Fences…
The Olivers vs. The Oscars
Who will win the Oscars? There are favorites, of course. But, which movies will entertain you? I present to you the Olivers, i.e.,…
Moonlight — 3.5 Gavels 99% Rotten Tomatoes
Three years ago, I went to see Dallas Buyers Club with very low expectations, including that of the acting ability of Matthew McConaughey….
XXX: Return of Xander Cage — 3 Gavels 42% Rotten Tomatoes
Beautiful kick-a__ women, exotic locales (except Detroit-must have been some hefty tax credits), impossible stunts, what could be the problem? For starters, bad…
Paterson — 1 Gavel 96% Rotten Tomatoes (repost with Movie Poster)
Paterson is the absolute truth that critics are just messing with us. As a certain unnamed politician questions the accuracy of polling, this…